Chris! why'd you have to get it POPPIN'

Okay, let me pause and take a deep breath. [inhale]...[exhale].

The latest news that struck me like a lightning bolt is that Chris brown, which just so happens to be my youngest celebrity crush, beat up his girlfriend Rihanna, whom i secretly envied. WHAT!? It can't be true b/c the chris I knew would never do that. Its unbelievable. Bite marks on her arms, bruises on her face, HOSPITALIZED? My world has officially crumbled. I wanna still be a little obsessed with him, but I can't he BEAT UP A GIRL! I've been a devoted fan of Brown's since like he was even chris brown. I even got both his albums and memorized all the songs. Can you call that devotion? Yeah. So now the imaginary romance we had is officially over. I don't like wife beaters. [ but i like wife beater tees] Anywho, I still can't take it all in. I mean I understand that he witnessed his mom and even experiences some domestic abusive back in the day, but thats no excuse for doing what he did. On the bright side, at least he turned himself in. On the downside, he just earned himself the title of a "once was." There will be no more CHRIS BROWN. RUN IT RUN IT. It'll only be chris brown, old boy from Tappahonnock, Virginia. WHAT A SAD SAD STORY.

Here's a little song remixed.

THERES NEVER A RIGHT TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
BUT SHE'S GOTTA MAKE THE FIRST MOVE CUZ IF SHE DONT,
YOU MIGHT END UP KILLIN HER.
NOW SHE REALLY DONT FEEL THE WAY SHE ONCE FELT ABOUT YOU
YEAH ITS NOT HER ITS YOU, AND SHE'S GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO LEAVE.
OOH THERES NEVER A RIGHT TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
BUT SHE KNOWS THAT YALL GOTTA GO YOUR SEPERATE WAYS
AND YOU BIT HER HARD SO SHE'S GOTTA DO, AND ITS KILLIN YOU,
BUT NOW ITS THE RIGHT TIME, THE RIGHT TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.




Hope yall liked it, and chris i still secretly love you deep down inside, but its only a liitle speckle of love.