10/31/08

You have to pay to be fat?

Have you heard about the new "fat tax" that's suppose to be issued in January? Well I think its absurd! Some people can't help if they're overweight or not. Some people like being bigger. I don't agree with this because okay, your charging some people for being overweight, but your not charging other when they're anorexic? That's not healthy either is it? No so I'm quite confused at why they'd do something like that.

Sick body of Love

Your hearts what your break
Your minds what you loose
love is tough
like a game with no clues

Your eyes full of tears
Your soul's full of sorrow
loving today
like there is no tomorrow.

With your legs you will walk
away from what hurts
and try to pretend it didn't exist
you heart and your soul you try to convince
but the sick body of love you can never resist.



This is a poem I wrote a while ago. It's not personal so I wrote it for anyone who can relate. Hope you enjoyed it. Oh and don't steal it! Its copyrighted! (By me)

The perfect profession for a profectionist.

I think the perfect job for a profectionist would be making rulers. Yeah, your probably think wow okay Martha your cool, but hear me out. We were in clothing class today and for the last couple of days we been doing lessons to help us sew better. Anyway, today we had to make a ruler that was eight inches long and one inch wide. Well there was a couple of people who were acting like they were about to die if they didn't get the line drawn correctly. (Not going to mention any names.) Then I heard the teacher say:
"Your human. I don't expect your lines to be perfect."
That's when I remembered my cousin Nyajuok telling me that I sometimes act like a profectionist, and then I though huh, making rulers would be an awesome job for someone that's a profectionist. They could sit there and try to make a perfect ruler with perfect lines and number.That's were I got my blog topic. Oh,and no I'm not a profectionist. I learned through experiences in life that everything is not perfect. We also just finish a book in my J-10 (probably the only class I look forward to everyday.) it's called "Night" and I have to say it really opened my eyes up to a whole new world, but I'll write about that in another blog. This book is seriously one of those books that shows you that the world is everything but perfect.

-Martha

10/20/08

ITS AN INSIDER.

Hey-yo! Okay so this blog is about insiders, which are inside joke between certain people. Its so fun havin' em bcuz it's like something you know and can laugh about that no one knows. The totally random saying are my fav though. For example here's some saying that we say.

"You just got lectised"
"Oh what distance"
"Ladies and Gentlemen the fetus has just been dropped"
<---(aha! im like dyin' of laughter right now) They would be way funnier if you understood them. Here's another insider between me and my sister. Okay so this one time we were in church and this one guy use to go there and my sister thought he was cute. She knows his dad and their like friends so we were standin' there reading the bullitins about the youth group activities when the son (lets call him BOB happened to walk past. Liz was like, "He's cute, im friends with his dad." And just out of nowhere I recited a line from a movie called COMING TO AMERICA, which just so happens to be one of my fav. movies of all time, and I was like: "IF YOU IN GOOD WITH THE FATHER, YOU HOME FREE....HHM-HM...HOME FREE." It was just so funny bcuz i said it at the exact right time, but yeah. So everytime either of us says somebody's cute the other just automatically says that line and it just brings back memories. Aren't inside jokes just so funny?

10/7/08

Extreme to the Max!

Hey yo! dude so today there was like nobody at school, but then agian why would there be. EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION WAS HOSTED IN ALBERT LEA. Yeah in hayward. It's like right there. I would totally be overwhelmed with emotion if I got to see Ty and the extreme team like Simon and them. That would totally Rock. Okay so the family that got it was the Devires? <---something like that. I wonder what their face expressions looked when they got the news. My mouth would be dropped to the floor and wrapped around the globe. Jeez! Well honestly, even though I'm a little jealous, Im glad they got a new home that they will always remember. I bet the whole community of albert lea will never forget this. I wish i could've went but naw, i had volleyball.
well peace outties
-ur dawg